This is meant to be the description bit but I’m really badass and writing my own little spiel.
So I wanted to share this video because it made me laugh and because I do that thing that Chester does as well and while I haven’t insulted anyone with it yet, it’s taught me to be very careful about what I parrot.
This is what happened to me last night…
Today I found the thing dying on my window sill when I went to open the curtains.
I hope it died slowly and painfully because I’m cruel, vindictive and vengeful.
Inspired by my little experience last night however, I wrote a small piece.
Lock your doors, bolt your windows and hide in your closest and I’ll still find you.
You’re never safe.
I’ll buzz in your ear, step all over your food… upset your dog.
You’ll never see me coming.
I’m fast, I’m agile and I’m right around the corner.
Look out. I’m coming.
Do you guys have any tales about creepy crawlies?
Nonsense From Computer Bound Girl 